The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Jelani Woods
Jelani Woods · NYJ · TE
“Woods is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Woods's week
- Woods tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Woods sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
91%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Woods's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jelani Woods in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jelani Woods is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jelani Woods actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.