The Chip-and-Release Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Central Michigan's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Wilson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.