The Mystery Tweak Hex of Joel Wilson
Joel Wilson · TEN · TE
“Wilson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Central Michigan's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wilson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.