The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“Slye's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Slye gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Virginia Tech's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Slye, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.