The Wind Hex of Joey Slye
Joey Slye · TEN · K
“A mysterious flag erases Slye's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Slye's week
- Slye will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Slye goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Slye drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Joey Slye in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Joey Slye is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Joey Slye actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.