The Late Scratch Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Sadiq gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sadiq's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.