The Snap Count Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“The broadcast shows Sadiq on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Sadiq runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
74%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sadiq's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.