The Hamstring Hex of Khalil Dinkins
Khalil Dinkins · SF · TE
“Dinkins runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dinkins's week
- Dinkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Rookie Dinkins gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dinkins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Khalil Dinkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Khalil Dinkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Khalil Dinkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.