The Prevent Defense Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Chargers defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
72%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Chargers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.