The Hamstring Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“The broadcast shows Grimm on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Grimm gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
77%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Grimm's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.