The Late Scratch Hex of Luke Grimm
Luke Grimm · LAC · WR
“Grimm tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Grimm's week
- Grimm gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kansas's biggest rival.
- Grimm runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
92%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Grimm, Grimm, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Luke Grimm in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Luke Grimm is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Luke Grimm actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.