The Late Scratch Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Chargers defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
79%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Chargers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.