The Late Scratch Hex of Los Angeles Chargers
Los Angeles Chargers defense
“The Chargers defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Chargers defense's week
- The Chargers defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Chargers defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
72%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Chargers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Luke Grimm
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Chargers defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Chargers defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Chargers defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.