The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Rams defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
79%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.