The Dropped Pass Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A mysterious flag erases Bachman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bachman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.