The Shadow Coverage Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“The broadcast shows Bachman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Bachman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bachman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.