The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Los Angeles Rams
Los Angeles Rams defense
“The Rams defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Los Angeles Rams defense's week
- The Rams offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Rams defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
85%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Rams scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Los Angeles Rams defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Los Angeles Rams defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Los Angeles Rams defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.