The Invisible Route Hex of Lucas Krull
Lucas Krull · DEN · TE
“Krull finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Krull's week
- Krull gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
- Krull is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Krull scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Lucas Krull in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Lucas Krull is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Lucas Krull actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.