The Late Scratch Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Andrews gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Andrews will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
72%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Andrews's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.