The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mark Andrews
Mark Andrews · BAL · TE
“Andrews is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Andrews's week
- Ref: "Number Andrews, that's a flag." Andrews: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Andrews lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
75%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Andrews scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mark Andrews in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mark Andrews is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mark Andrews actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.