The Chip-and-Release Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Taylor is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Taylor drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.