The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor · NYJ · TE
“Taylor gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Taylor's week
- Taylor is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- The broadcast shows Taylor on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Taylor, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Breece Hall
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- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
FAQ
How do I curse Mason Taylor in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mason Taylor is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mason Taylor actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.