The Late Scratch Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- Gay's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Gay gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gay drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ashton Jeanty
- Brock Bowers
- Brandon Aubrey
- Fernando Mendoza
- Cameron Dicker
- Mike Washington Jr.
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Cam Little
- Jake Bates
- Chris Boswell
- Harrison Butker
FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.