The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Matt Gay
Matt Gay · LV · K
“Gay makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gay's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gay's stadium. Only over Gay.
- A mysterious flag erases Gay's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gay, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Matt Gay in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Matt Gay is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Matt Gay actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.