The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins defense
“The Dolphins offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Miami Dolphins defense's week
- The Dolphins defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Dolphins will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
81%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dolphins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Jaylen Wright
- Malik Washington
- Caleb Douglas
- Chris Bell
- Greg Dulcich
- Carlos Washington Jr.
- Zane Gonzalez
- Jalen Reagor
- Ollie Gordon II
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
FAQ
How do I curse Miami Dolphins defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Miami Dolphins defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Miami Dolphins defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.