The Hamstring Hex of Greg Dulcich
Greg Dulcich · MIA · TE
“Dulcich gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dulcich's week
- Dulcich gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dulcich gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Dulcich scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Greg Dulcich in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Greg Dulcich is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Greg Dulcich actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.