The Fumble Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“Allen finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Allen's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Allen's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.