The Snap Count Hex of Kaytron Allen
Kaytron Allen · MIA · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Allen's stadium. Only over Allen.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Allen's week
- Allen gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Rookie Allen gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Allen's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaytron Allen in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaytron Allen is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaytron Allen actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.