The Hamstring Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright is already "Questionable" with that quadriceps. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A mysterious flag erases Wright's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Wright, Wright, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.