The Fumble Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- Wright is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Coach says Wright is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
90%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wright, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.