The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jaylen Wright
Jaylen Wright · MIA · RB
“Wright loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wright's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Wright's stadium. Only over Wright.
- Wright's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Wright, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaylen Wright in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaylen Wright is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaylen Wright actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.