The Chip-and-Release Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mayer's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.