The Chip-and-Release Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Mayer finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Mayer, Mayer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.