The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Mayer gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mayer drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.