The Chip-and-Release Hex of Michael Mayer
Michael Mayer · LV · TE
“Mayer gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mayer's week
- Mayer will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Mayer gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Mayer, Mayer, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Michael Mayer in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Michael Mayer is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Michael Mayer actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.