The Mystery Tweak Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Gesicki's stadium. Only over Gesicki.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Gesicki gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Penn State's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gesicki's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.