The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Mike Gesicki
Mike Gesicki · CIN · TE
“Gesicki lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gesicki's week
- Gesicki goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Gesicki will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gesicki's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Mike Gesicki in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Mike Gesicki is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Mike Gesicki actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.