The Phantom Flag Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Saints will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
76%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Saints drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.