The Garbage-Time Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Saints offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
73%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Saints's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.