The Garbage-Time Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Saints offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
74%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Saints's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Chris Olave
- Jordyn Tyson
- Tyler Shough
- Juwan Johnson
- Alvin Kamara
- Audric Estime
- Devaughn Vele
- Charlie Smyth
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
- Pittsburgh Steelers
FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.