The Late Scratch Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Saints defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
91%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Saints, Saints, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.