The Snap Count Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Saints defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
85%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Saints's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.