The Late Scratch Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Saints defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
87%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Saints, Saints, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.