The Sunday Night Fade Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Saints defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
74%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Saints, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.