The Hamstring Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Saints will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
88%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Saints, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.