The Bad Spot Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Saints defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
82%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Saints, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.