The Hamstring Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Saints will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
91%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Saints drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.