The Sunday Night Fade Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Saints defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
74%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Saints drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.