The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Saints defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
90%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Saints, Saints, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.