The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of New Orleans Saints
New Orleans Saints defense
“The Saints defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins New Orleans Saints defense's week
- The Saints defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Saints defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
82%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Saints, Saints, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse New Orleans Saints defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If New Orleans Saints defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing New Orleans Saints defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.